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When Deb from Napoleon Dynamite did NBA photos one summer

2020.10.25 19:43 Kb8thekid When Deb from Napoleon Dynamite did NBA photos one summer

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2020.09.16 00:44 Soggy_Purpose Where to get headshots but 80’s style?

Every photographer I’ve found is doing corporate/professional headshots but I really wanna get headshots done like Deb in Napoleon Dynamite, or just like any 80’s style at this point. Any advice?
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2020.09.14 18:50 dizyalice [Napoleon Dynamite] The school that Napoleon attends is a school for special needs students

This came to me while rewatching Napoleon Dynamite for the first time in years last weekend. I am now convinced that everyone Napoleon went to school with has some mental handicap or special need. Here is my(convoluted) reasoning for this theory--
-Napoleon is definitely on the spectrum. He's high functioning, but that dude has poor social skills and he can't seem to read a room.
-Pedro isn't just suffering from a language barrier(he seems to speak english fairly well but he is obviously ELL), he's also on the spectrum. Little to no affect in his voice, also poor social skills, and spacing out a lot.
-Deb is probably on the spectrum as well. She has poor social skills and can't look others in the eye very well.
-Every student at that school is off in some way. Background characters, one-line characters, everyone. They have poor social skills, don't look people in the eye very well, and let their mouths hang open with blank expressions.
-The fucking Happy Hands club. Speaks for itself.
-Summer and her bf are the 'cool kids' of the special kids, but they're still handicap in some way. Maybe the reason they're the most popular is because they can physically pass for people without disabilities. Maybe they aren't on the spectrum, but they could still be dyslexic or have a development disability. This is especially evident from Summers presidential speech. It is very low level speech skills, even for a high schooler.
-They're school is really small. Yeah they're from a VERY rural area, so maybe they just have a small population of students but there can't be more than 200 kids that go to that school.
-Napoleon rides the bus with elementary/middle school students-- perhaps because his special school is located next to the elementary/middle school instead of the normal high school.
That's all I got. And yeah I was pretty stoned while I was watching, but I am dead convinced the school Napoleon goes to is a special needs high school and you'll never convince me otherwise. Cheers.
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2020.04.10 05:55 thats-not-good Does anyone know where I can find this shirt that deb wore in Napoleon dynamite?

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2020.02.19 21:31 subcow [US-NY] [H] Joker/Robber GITD 2 Pk, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Indy's Ride, Godzilla, Bob's Burgers, Shock Troopers, Ghostbusters Marshmallowed 4pk, Godzilla, Golden Girls Reaction, and many more!!! [W] PayPal

I've decided to sell off a chunk of my collection. All regular size individual Pop!s come in soft protectors. Smoke free home. Shipping 5$ for regular sized pops. Happy to provide additional photos of all items.
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2019.11.13 06:13 Antidotebeatz Looking for Good and Relasitic Movies About Social Anxiety

This is the best way to show people what social anxiety is like if they don't understand so can you guys help me out finding some accurate movies that portray social anxiety correctly.
These are the ones I already know:
  1. Eternal Sunshine of A Spotless Mind (Amazing)
  2. Nerve
  3. Napoleon Dynamite (Yes its a comedy but the main girl in the film 'Deb' clearly suffers with social anxiety and she actually portrays it really well)
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2019.11.08 21:39 Dat_boi04 Tina you fat lard

Napoleon Sighs]

Random Kid: What are you gonna do today Napoleon? Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I want to do. Gosh!
Teacher: Your current event Napoleon.
Napoleon: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced- placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and it's local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
Don: Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em. They kept tryin' to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A frickin' 12-gauge. What do you think?
Randy: You think you're funny? Just watch you step.
Napoleon: But I didn't--[Indistinct]
Napoleon: Hey, could I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Receptionist: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon: I don't feel very good.
Kip: Hi
Napoleon: Is Grandma There?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon: [Sighs]
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon: Well, just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon: 'Cause I don't feel good.
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then?
Kip: What?
Napoleon: Can you bring me my ChapStick?
Kip: No, Napoleon
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad.
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko.
Kip: See ya. [Dial Tone]
Napoleon: [Groans] Idiot!
Woman on P.A.: David Dempke, please come to the office. David Dempke.
Principal: You do understand English? This isn't that complex. Look, the cafeteria's down the hall to the right and downstairs.
Napoleon: Hey, is that a new kid or something?
Principal: Napoleon, this is Pedro. Would you mind showing him where his locker is?
Napoleon: Sure. Come on.
Napoleon: You know, there's, like, a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff. Do you ride the bus to school?
Pedro: No. I ride by bike.
Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a Sledgehammer.
Napoleon: Dang! You got shocks, pegs. Lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon: You got, like, three feet of air that time. Can I try it really quick? [Groans] Dang it!
Kip: I love the way... your sandy hair... floats in the air. To me it's like a lullaby. I'm just flying by, oh, so high... like a kite tied to a stake.
Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon: The worst day of my life. What do you think?
Grandma: Well, I want you to go see if Tina wants some of this.
Napoleon: [Sighs]
Kip hasn't done flipping anything today.
Grandma: Look, tonight me and your-- Kip, listen!
Kip: What?
Grandma: Tonight me and your aunt are gonna go visit some friends and we're not gonna be back till tomorrow. We're gettin' a little low on steak, so I got Lyle comin' over tomorrow to take care of it.
Napoleon: Well, what's there to eat?
Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang quesadilla!
Napoleon: Fine!
Grandma: I'll be back tomorrow.
Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip!
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.
Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
Napoleon: Such an idiot!
Kip: Let me see what your best move is.
Napoleon: [Sighs] [Doorbell Rings]
Napoleon: I'll go get it. [Napoleon slaps Kip]
Kip: Geez!
Deb: Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?
Napoleon: This is a girl.
Deb: Because for a limited time only glamour shots by Deb are 75% off.
Napoleon: I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral.
Deb: Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts.
Rex:

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do Self-Defense System. After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly... the reflexes of a puma... and the wisdom of a man. So come down today for your free trial lesson!

Deb: In here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.
Napoleon: I already made, like, a finity of those at Scout camp. a finity - infinity
Deb: Well, is anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college.
Kip: Your mom goes to college.
Napoleon: Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner. [Tina Grunts]
Napoleon: Tina, eat. Eat the food. [Tina Grunts]
Napoleon:
Eat the food! [Tina Grunting]
Kip: It'd be nice if you could pull me into town.
Rex: My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon. It's called Rex Kwon Do! I need a volunteer. [Kip raises hand]
Rex: Okay, you'll do. Come up here. Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei! Okay. Now I'm gonna give you one chance. One chance, people. Give me your best shot. All right. That was pretty good. Okay. Now, watch this everybody. Grab my arm. The other arm. My other arm. Okay, now watch this. I'm just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist, walk away. [Rex hits Kip in the wrist]
Kip: Geez!
Rex: Okay. It's just that simple. Now, I want you to kick me. Come on. Kick me. Okay, do it again. Do it again.
Kip: Ouch.
Rex: Okay. You'll block it every time. Have a seat. Now, in addition to what you just saw if you study with my eight-week program, you're gonna learn these things. First off... Rex Kwin Do, we use the buddy system. No more flyin' solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times! Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. Do you think I got where I am today because I dress like Peter Pan here? Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearin' these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self-respect. Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! Now, for only $300, you can sign up right now for my eight-week program.
Kip:

Well, that place was a rip-off.

Napoleon: Hey, Lyle. [Cow Moos]
Lyle: Nothin' on here works smooth. [Gunshot]

[School Bus Full of Kids Screaming]

Napoleon: So me and you are pretty much friends by now, right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon: So, you got my back and everything?
Pedro: What?
Napoleon: Never mind. Have you heard about the dance?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon: Have you met anyone to ask yet?
Pedro: No. But I probably will after school.
Napoleon: Who you gonna ask?
Pedro: That girl over there.
Napoleon: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Pedro: Build her a cake or something.
Napoleon: Yeah, my old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the dance but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now.
Pedro: Is she hot?
Napoleon: See for yourself.
Pedro: Wow.
Napoleon: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year.
Pedro: I like her bangs.
Napoleon:

Me too.

Napoleon: How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
Pedro: A couple of days.
Napoleon: I wish I could grow one. Are you gonna eat your Tots?
Pedro: No.
Napoleon: Can I have 'em? [Pedro Nods]
Napoleon: You see that girl over there? She came over to my house the other day.
Pedro: Why?
Napoleon: I don't know, but she left all this crap on my porch.
Pedro: She's pretty good-looking.
Napoleon: Do you dare me to go talk to her?
Pedro:

Sure.

Napoleon: I see you're drinking one-percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it 'cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
Deb:

Where's your locker?

Napoleon:

Hey, can I have one of your key chains?

Rico:

Hello?

Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your Tots.
Napoleon: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on. Give me some of your Tots.
Napoleon: No. I'm freakin' starved. I didn't get to eat anything today. [Napoleon Groans}
Napoleon: G-- Gross. Freakin' idiot!

[Napoleon Sighs]

Napoleon: Tina, come get some ham. [Tina Grunts] [Vehicle Approaching] [Napoleon Sighs]
Napoleon: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico?
Rico: Your grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today, broke her coccyx.
Napoleon: What? Since when does she go to the dunes?
Rico: Looks like there's a lot you don't know about her.

[Tina Grunts]

Kip: So, when's Grandma coming back?
Rico: I don't know. Not sure.
Napoleon: You don't have to stay here with us. We're not babies.
Rico: [Laughs] Talk to your Auntie Caroline.
Napoleon: Well, Kip is, like, 32 years old.
Kip: I don't mind if you stay.
Rico: Oh. Thanks, Kip.
Napoleon: What the flip was Grandma doin' at the sand dunes?
Rico: She was on a date...with her boyfriend.
Napoleon: Boyfriend?
Rico:

Hey, you guys want to see my video?

Rico: [Chuckles] So, what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
Rico: Oh. Man, I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon: You guys are retarded.
Rico: Hah! Hey, check that out.
Kip: So, you and Tammy still together?
Rico: No. Not really. Kip: Why is that? Rico: Well...she's jealous. Says I'm livin' too much in '82. Kip: Really? Rico: Well, I dumped her. What about your girlfriend? Kip: Well, things are gettin' pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day... so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. I'm just really tryin' to raise a few bucks right now so I can bring her around for a few days. Rico: Yep. Well, what's she look like? Kip: She's uh-- she's got sandy blonde hair. She's, uh, pretty-look-- pretty good-looking face, but... I'm just gettin' really-- just kinda T.O.'d because, I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. Rico: Hey, you know... I got a little project... that we might be able to make a little moola with. Kip: Really? That sounds pretty good. Rico:

Have you ever heard of nylon polymer?

Napoleon:

Go for it.

Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Rico: I'm dead serious. Watch this. [Napoleon Groans] Napoleon: What the heck are you doing? Kip: That's what I'm talkin' about. Pedro: I better go. [Rico Chuckles] Rico: How much you want to make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Yeah. If coach would've put me in fourth quarter... we'd have been state champions, no doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things would have been different. I'd have gone pro...in a heartbeat. I'd be makin' millions of dollars and... livin' in a... big ol' mansion somewhere. You know, soakin' it up in a hot tub with my soul mate. Kip, I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. Y-You ever come across anything like time travel? Kip: Easy. I've already looked into it for myself. Rico:

Right on. Right on.

Summer: Is Pedro here today? Napoleon: I don't think so. Why? Summer: Just wondering. Can you, uh, give this to him for me? Napoleon: Okay. Hey, Summer, you want to play me? Summer:

Mm-mmm.

Napoleon:

Ow. God.

Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon: A liger. Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic. Deb: Hmm. [Sighs] Where's your friend? Napoleon: I don't know. Did you see him today? Deb: No. Napoleon: Neither did I. Deb: Do you need a ride? Napoleon: No. I missed the bus today, but my uncle's coming to get me. Deb: Oh. [Horn Honks] Napoleon:

See ya.

Rico: Right. I-- I think just a little bit east of the cementery is a good little area right here. We should do it there. Don't go down here, 'cause they don't have any money. Kip: So, how long are we talkin' about workin'? Rico: What are you-- You're already losing your steam? Kip: No. I just-- I have a chat room meeting at four. I gotta be back here by then. Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all. Kip: All right. Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room? Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe. Maybe not. I don't know. Rico: You-- You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone? Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kind of pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long. Rico:

I'll bet she does. I'll tell you somethin', i'd be throwin' you out the window.

Woman: Bueno. Napoleon: Hello? Woman: Who's this? Napoleon: Napoleon Dynamite. Woman: Who? Napoleon: Napoleon Dynamite. I'm one of Pedro's best friends. Woman: Your name is Napoleon? Napoleon: Yes. Is Pedro there? Woman: No, he's not here right now. Napoleon:

Okay, bye.

Rico: See, Crystal Street. That's for you. I'm goin' to Adams Park. They got some money in Adams Park. Napoleon: What? Rico: Let's go, Kipper. I think we should take this some place a little more private. Kip:

That's a good idea.

Kip: Please. Please. Be good to me. Please, keep going. Dead on. Dead on. Yes! Rico: Before we get started on our new project, I have a few concerns. First off, I'm concerned about your transportation situation. I mean, do you--you got a car you can borrow from someone? Kip: Well, that's the problem right now. At the moment, nothing comes to mind. Rico: You can borrow my van for the time being. I-- I do better on foot anyway. We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers. Kip: How about some gold bracelets? Rico: We need, like, some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and whatnot. I mean, we gotta look legit, man. Kip: That's true. That's true. Rico:

Say, you know of a-- a place we can get our picture taken, like, a-- a photo store?

Deb: Okay. Turn your head on more of a slant. Now, make a fist and slowly ease it up underneath your chin. This is looking really good. Kip: You can say that again. Deb: Okay, hold still right there. Now, just image you're weightless. You're in the middle of the ocean...surrounded by tiny little sea horses. [Shutter Clicks] Deb: That was the one. I think that's gonna come out really nice. Rico: [Chuckles] Uh, you did it? Wow. Wow, that felt really relaxed. Thanks, Deb. [Chuckles] You're up, Kip. Kip:

Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?

Napoleon: Where have you been? Pedro: I got sick. Napoleon: Has Summer said anything to you yet? Pedro: No, not yet. Napoleon: Well, she said no. Pedro: She did? Well, what about that other girl? Napoleon: What other girl? Pedro: The one that left all that crap on your porch. Napoleon: You mean Deb? Pedro: Yes, her. Napoleon: What about her? Pedro: Well, I asked her out, too. Napoleon:

What?

Napoleon: Well, nobody's gonna go out with me. Pedro: Have you asked anybody yet? Napoleon: No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills. Pedro: What do you mean? Napoleon: You know, like numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Pedro: Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff? Napoleon: Yes. Probably the best that I know of. Pedro: Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out, and give it to her for, like, a gift or something. Napoleon:

That's a pretty good idea.

Rico: Now, if you invest in the 24-piece set I'm gonna throw in a little gift. Man: So, what's the gift? Rico: I bet you folks don't have one of these. Woman: I want that. Rico: You see, this ain't your run-of-the-mill "crapper-ware." These are some serious "NuPont" fiber-woven bowls. Man: So, if we purchase the 24-piece set...the mini sailboat is included? Rico: That's correct, sir. Lance, you look like a strong young pup. Why don't you see if you can give that a nice tear. Don't hurt yourself now. Man: I can't do it. Can't. Rico:

So, uh...how does the "dealio" sound to you?

Kip:

Dang it.

Napoleon: Is Trisha here? Trisha's Mom: Oh, I'm sorry, she's not. She's at a friend's house right now. Rico: Well, hey, Napoleon. Napoleon's my nephew. Trisha's Mom: Oh, that's nice. Napoleon: Could you just give this to her for me? Trisha's Mom: I certainly could. Napoleon: Thanks. Trisha's Mom: Bye-bye. Rico: Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital. He still wets the bed and everything. Trisha's Mom: You're kidding. Rico:

Yeah, he's a tender little guy. He still gets beat up and whatnot. Anyway, uh...so we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32-piece set here?

Kip: Ow! Napoleon: What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' over at my girlfriend's house? Kip: Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruisin' my neck meat! Napoleon: Fine. What the heck are you guys doin'? Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot? Kip: I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off. Napoleon: I did? Kip: Yeah, is it bleeding? [Door Opens] Napoleon: A little bit. Rico: Hey, Kip. I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon. Napoleon: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up. Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playin' patty-cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico... is makin' 120 bucks. Napoleon: I could make that much money in five seconds. Kip: Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today. Rico: Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina. Napoleon:

Why don't you go eat a "decroded" piece of crap.

Napoleon Dynamite's Voice Reading Letter: There's a lot more where this came from if you go to the dance with me. Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite. Trisha's Mother: You know you're gonna go to that dance with that boy. Trisha:

[Groans]

Farmer: By noon I need them 8,000 hens moved into their new cages. Sometimes they don't want to cooperate. But you give 'em a good shakin', they'll settle down for ya. Napoleon: Do the chickens have large talons? Farmer: Do they have what? Napoleon: Large talons. Farmer:

I don't understand a word you just said. Okay, you meet me back here about noon, and, uh we'll have a little lunch waitin' for ya.

[Chickens Clucking] Napoleon:

Ew!

Farmer: [Slurps] Well, dig in. Lyle: Over there, in that pig pen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. Napoleon: [Gags] Farmer: [Refreshing Sigh]

Can't find my checkbook. Hope you don't mind I pay you in change.

Napoleon: Six dollars. That's, like, a dollar an hour. [Phone Rings] Napoleon: Hello? Trisha: Hi. Is Napoleon there? Napoleon: Yes. Trisha: Can I talk to him? Napoleon: You already are. Trisha: Oh. Napoleon, this is Trisha. I'm just calling to tell you that...I can go to the dance with you. And also, I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. It's hanging in my bedroom. Napoleon: Really? Took me, like, three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. Trisha: Yeah, it's really...nice. Napoleon: Yeah, well, I'll probably pick you up at 6:00 for the dance. Is that okay? Trisha: That's fine. Napoleon: K, bye. Trisha: Bye. [Groans] Pedro: Who was that? Napoleon: Trisha. Pedro: Who's she? Napoleon: My woman I'm takin' to the dance. Pedro: Do you draw her a picture? Napoleon: Heck, yes, I did! Pedro: Well, what are you going to wear to the dance? Napoleon: Just, like, a silk shirt or something. What are you gonna wear? Pedro:

Deb has something for me. But you should probably get s suit.

Napoleon: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon:

Yeah. It looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's--it's incredible.

Napoleon: I need you to give me a ride in an hour. Rico: [Sighs] Where to? Napoleon: The dance. Rico: You takin' my client's daughter? Napoleon: Yes. We need to pick her up too. Rico: Well, Uncle Rico's got a sale to finalize in Bonita in five minutes. Napoleon: Well, can you just take me and then drop me off when you're done or whatever? Rico:

[Exhales]

Rico: Well, I'll be back in a minute. Don't disturb me while I'm in there. Napoleon: Well, hurry up, 'cause I gotta get Trisha. Rico:

Hi. I got your 24-piece set right here.

Napoleon: So you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups? Pedro's Cousin #1:

Si, bon.

Napoleon: Is Trisha here? Trisha's Dad: Who's that in my driveway? Napoleon:

That's my ride.

Napoleon:

Do you wanna go over by my friend Pedro and dance really quick?

Pedro: Napoleon, when did you get here? Napoleon: Just a couple minutres ago. Have you guys seen Trisha anywhere? Deb: No. Napoleon: Oh. She probably just went to the bathroom. Are you guys having a killer time? Deb: Yes. Pedro:

If you can't find Trisha, I'll let you dance with Deb for a few songs.

Napoleon: I like your sleeves. They're real big. Deb: Thank you. I made them myself. Napoleon: So you and Pedro are getting really serious now? Deb: No. We're just friends. Napoleon: Huh. How are your glamour shots been going lately? Deb: Pretty good. I could do a personal portrait sometime...if you wanted to come over. Napoleon:

Okay.

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Napoleon: Heck, yes. I'd vote for you. Pedro: Like, what are my skills? Napoleon: Well, you have a sweet bike...and you're really good at hookin' up with chicks. Plus you're, like, the only guy at school who has a mustache. Pedro: That's true. Napoleon: If you need to use any of my skills, I can do whatever you want. Pedro: Thanks. If I win, you can be my secretary or something. Napoleon: Sweet! Plus I could be your bodyguard too. Or, like, Secret Service captain or...whatever. Pedro:

Okay.

Napoleon: Is that yours? Kip: Don't touch it. It's Uncle Rico's. Napoleon: What's it for? Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. He bought it online. Napoleon: Yeah, right. Kip: It works, Napoleon. You don't even know. Napoleon: Have you guys tried it yet? Kip:

No.

Kip: So, are you ready? Napoleon: Yeah. Hold on. I forgot to put in the crystals. Kay, turn it on. [Current Surges] Napoleon: [Groaning, Grunting] Kill--the pow-- [Groaning] Kill-- [Groaning] [Groaning] Turn it off! Turn it off, Kip! [Moaning] [Groans] It's a piece of crap. It doesn't work. [Panting] Rico: Well, I could've told you that.

[Groans]

Rico: I-I said the 12-pack, not the 24 pack. You're just gonna have to mix and match. Napoleon: [Hushed] Shut up. Say it so the whole world can hear. Rico:

Well, put it back.

Rico:

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back. And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. We can use a little of this, I can tell you that. We can use those.

Napoleon: The defect in that one is bleach. Judge: That's correct. Napoleon: Yes! This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch. Judge: Correct. Napoleon:

Yes!

Pedro: They're pretty good except for one little problem. That little guy right there, he is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. Judge:

Well done.

Summer: Vote for Summer. Don: Vote for Summer. Summer: Vote for Summer. Thanks Don: Yeah. Vote for Summer. Summer: Hi. Vote for Summer. Hi, ladies. Vote for Summer. You guys voting? Pedro: Do you think it's kinda warm in here? Napoleon: No. Pedro: I think it's-- They have the heater on or something. Napoleon: It seems pretty good to me. Pedro: You don't feel like your head is burning or-- or anything? Napoleon: No. Pedro: I'm gonna go home and lay down. Napoleon: Kay, See ya. Don: Vote for Summer. Napoleon: Yeah, right. I'm not votin' for her. Don: Then who are you gonna vote for? Napoleon: I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez. Who do you think? Don: [Scoffs] Napoleon:

Hey, Don, can I have one of those buttons?

Kip: So, that guy in Florida give you your money back yet? Rico: Oh, I wrote him an e-mail, sayin' I'm gonna contact the authorities if I don't get a refund in full. [Sighs] Don't you ever wish you could go back...with all the knowledge you have now? Tsk. Kip: I guess so. Rico: Well, I'll tell you somethin' right now. You'd find your soul mate. Kip: I've already got a soul mate. Rico: Oh, yeah. What's her name again? Kip: Lafawnduh. Rico: Lafawnduh. Huh. How's she doin'? Kip: Well, I think I'm gonna need some time off. She's flyin' out from Detroit for a few days. Rico: Well, what about work? Well, haven't-- haven't you studied up on the new product? Kip: Yes. Rico: Well, do you know it backwards and front? Kip: Basically. Rico: Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours? You might as well do somethin' while you're doin' nothin'. Kip:

Because she doesn't need any. That's why.

Napoleon Hey. I did some drawings for the flyers.
Pedro Thanks.
Napoleon Why do you got your hood up like that?
Pedro Well, when I came home from school, my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while... but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head so hot. So I went into my kitchen, and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see.
Napoleon I know what you mean.

Deb [Sighs] There's just so many options.
Napoleon That one's good. Looks like a medieval warrior.
Deb You know, you're right. That's a good one.
Napoleon Sorry.
Deb I think this matches your season, Pedro.

Pedro Vote for Pedro.
Napoleon Vote for Pedro.
Pedro Vote for Pedro.
Napoleon Vote for Pedro.
Pedro Vote for me.
Napoleon Vote for Pedro. Vote for Pedro.
Pedro Vote for me.
Napoleon Vote for Pedro.
Pedro Vote for Pedro.

Randy Hey, give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop.
Nerd I don't have any, Randy.
Randy Come on. I'll pay you back.
Nerd I don't have-- Stop. Don't. Stop. Stop.
Randy I'll do this to you.
Nerd Don't. Ow. Here. Here.
Napoleon How's your neck?
Nerd Stings.
Napoleon That's too bad. Pedro offers you his protection.

Randy Hey, let me borrow your bike.
Nerd No.
Randy Come on. I'm gonna get me some chips.
Nerd No.

Lafawnduh [Squeals] [Kissing]

Summer Like a wash, and then you blow-dry it with bleach. Yeah. It's so cool.
Rico Hey, you Trisha?
Trisha Yeah.
Rico You remember me? I'm a friend of you mom's. I'm-- I'm Napoleon's uncle. Uncle Rico.
Trisha Oh. Yeah.
Rico Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you give your mom a couple of these and tell 'em to hand 'em out to her friends or whoever?
Trisha 'Kay.
Rico You girls give me a call if you feel like you could use some. Have a nice day.
Trisha & Summer [Scoff]

Rico [Yelps] [Groans] Why the heck you throwin' crap at my van, Napoleon?
Napoleon Everybody at school things I'm a freakin' idiot 'cause of you.
Rico [Straining] You're gonna clean my van...right now.
Napoleon Get off of me, you bodaggit.
Rico [Groans] [Groaning]
Napoleon [Groans]
Rico [Groaning]

Crowd [Chattering]
Boy Higher. No, no, higher. Yeah!
Crowd [Cheering, Hooting] [Cheering, Hooting]
Boy Yeah. Hit it!

Napoleon Dang.

Principal Look, Pedro. I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a piñata that resembles Summer Wheatly is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State.

D-Qwon Welcome to D-Qwon's Dance Grooves. Are you ready to get your groove on?
Napoleon Yes.
D-Qwon All right, then. Let's get started.

Deb Are you disqualified?
Pedro No. They just made me take down the flyers as a penalty for the piñatas.
Deb Can you still run for president?
Pedro Yes. I don't understand. He say...you're not allowed to smash piñatas that look like real people. But we do it in Mexico all the time.
Deb Your hair looked great today.
Pedro Thank you.
Deb All right. See you tomorrow, Pedro.

Napoleon [Burps] Who are you?
Lafawnduh I'm Lafawnduh.
Napoleon What are you doing here?
Lafawnduh I'm waiting for Kip.
Napoleon Kip?
Lafawnduh Why are you so sweaty?
Napoleon I been practicing.
Lafawnduh Mmm. Practicing what?
Napoleon Some dance moves.
Lafawnduh You like dancing?
Kip Well, my chores are done. So, you ready, Lafawnduh?
Lafawnduh I am, honey.
Kip Sorry, Napoleon. We're just runnin' a little bit late for some prime rib. Tell Uncle Rico not to wait up for me.
Lafawnduh Here. You might like that. My cousin made it. I'll be waitin' outside for you, baby. Bye, Napoleon.
Napoleon See ya.
Kip Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm a hundred percent positive that she's my soul mate. Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
Napoleon See ya.

Deb Is this what you were looking for?
Rico Nah, I was thinkin' of somethin' a little more... soft around the edges.
Deb Hmm. Well... I have a nice, soft pink sheet I could hang... and I could wrap you in some foam or... something billowy?
Rico Yeah, billowy's good. [Chuckles]
Deb [Sighs] It'd be really nice if I could get the fan going. I could hang some tinsel from the top.
Rico You know, Deborah, you have...striking features. Such a soft face should be complimented with a...soft body.
Deb Mr. Rico?
Rico My friends and clients, they call me "Uncle Rico."
Deb What are you doing?
Rico Shh. Don't say another word. Napoleon told me you'd be interested.
Deb Napoleon?
Rico You stop wishin', and call me when you're ready.

Napoleon Hello?
Deb Napoleon?
Napoleon Yeah. Who's this?
Deb It's Deb... and I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend.
Napoleon What the heck are you even talkin' about?
Deb Don't lie, Napoleon. Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me.
Napoleon What?
Deb I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself?

Rico Right on.
Napoleon Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Rico Uh, she didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Too bad. She says she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eatin' all our steak.
Rico I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Get off my property!
Rico It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Get off my property, or I'll call the cops on you.
Rico Well, then do it. Go on.
Napoleon Maybe I will. Gosh!

Pedro Hello?
Napoleon Pedro? How's it goin'?
Pedro Good.
Napoleon Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
Pedro Why?
Napoleon 'Cause my Uncle Rico's an idiot!
Pedro Do you have anything to give to her?
Napoleon No, not unless she likes fish. Are you still gonna give your speech tomorrow?
Pedro Yes.
Napoleon Do you already know what you're gonna say?
Pedro Yes...but not all of it.
Napoleon Just tell 'em that...their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.
Pedro [Sighs]
Napoleon I'll see you tomorrow, Pedro.

Rico [Shouts] Dang it! What do you think you're doing?

Rico Now, if you look right here, we have Sally Johnson from Manitou, Colorado. Would you like to read her testimonial right there?
Starla Sure. Um... "After using Bust Must Plus, I have such big bosoms--" I don't feel comfortable reading this.
Rico Oh, that's fine. That's fine. But do you feel comfortable with me? You could be...somewhere around, uh...here.
[Sauce Pans Clattering]
Rex Come here, boy!
[Commotion, Crashing]
Rico [Yelping]

Summer Well, I never thought I would make it here today. I would be a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonnebell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms. Oh, we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms. Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president, so, uh... who wants to eat "chimini-changas" next year? Not me. See, with me, it will be summer all year long. Vote for Summer.
Principal And now Summer will perform her skit with members of our very own Happy Hands Club.
Woman Your speech is up next. Your skit had better be pretty good.
Pedro A skit?
Woman You perform a skit after your speech, Pedro.
Napoleon What? A flippin' skit? Why didn't anybody tell us about this?
[Summers Skit is Performed]
Pedro I dont' want to be president anyway.
Napoleon Pedro, just listen to your heart. That's what I do.
Pedro I'll just tell them that I have nothing to say. Hello. I don't have much to say. But I think it would be good to have some holy santos brought to the high school to guard the hallway and to bring us good luck. El Santo Niño de Atocha is a good one. My Aunt Concha has seen him. And...we have a great F.F.A. schedule lined up-- and I'd like to see more of that. If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Thank you.
Principal Up next, I hope you'll enjoy a skit by Pedro Sanchez.
Napoleon [Sighs]
[Napoleon Dances]

Napoleon I caught you a delicious bass. You wanna play me?
Deb [Nods]

[Credits Run}

Lyle I, uh, would like to give you this advice. And a fella give me some years ago. He said, "When an argument arises... if you go outside and take, uh, a nice walk... you'll calm down and then you can come back and it won't be an argument. And you'll find that helps your health. All that fresh air and exercise will do you a lot of good." [Chuckles] Is there anything else you'd like to ask about?
Tina [Grunts]
Rico Pedro. Where the heck's Napoleon?
Pedro I don't know.
Lyle Lafawnduh Lucas, do you take Kipland Ronald Dynamite to be your lawful wedded husband... to honor in sickness and health 'till death do you part?
Lafawnduh I do.
Lyle Kipland Ronald Dynamite do you take Lafawnduh Lucas to be your lawful wedded wife in sickness and health 'till death do you part?
Kip You know I do.
Lyle By the authority vested in me, I pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Kip [Sings] Why do you love me Why do you need me Always and forever We met in a chat room Now our love can fully bloom Sure the World Wide Web is great [Feedback] But you, you make me "salvivate" Yes, I love technology But not as much as you, you see But I still love technology Always and forever Our love is like a flock of doves Flying up to heaven above Always and forever Always and forever Yes our love is truly great Always and forever Why do you need me Why do you love me
Napoleon Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
Kip Hmm.
Napoleon Hey, Deb, can you take a photo of me on the horse real quick?
Deb Sure [Shutter Clicks]
Napoleon Thanks. I hope your guys's experiences are unforgettable.
Kip Hmm. Lookee, lookee. A little keepsake for you guys.
Napoleon Lucky.
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2019.07.30 11:45 ProShoppingCart [US-MI] [H] My collection [W] Paypal

I am currently selling most of my collection. I used google to find tge prices I am listing but they are all OBO.
Pictures for verification: https://imgur.com/a/1xAO2PM
Picture 1: All of the ones I'm selling together
Picture 2:
Winston(Overwatch)-$8(Sold)
Reinhardt(Overwatch)-$18
Dva With MEKA Carbon fiber(Overwatch)-$39
Widowmaker(Overwatch)-$8
Widowmaker Winter(Overwatch)-$6
Junkrat(Overwatch)-$9
Tracer(Overwatch)-$7
Picture 3:
Lucio(Overwatch)-$6
Sombra(Overwatch)-$6
Symmetra(Overwatch)-$7
Zenyatta(Overwatch)-$7
Mei(Overwatch)-$7
Doomfist(Overwatch)-$7
Reaper(Overwatch)-$8
Zarya(Overwatch)-$6
Picture 4:
Monkey Bomb(Call of Duty)-$13
Toasted Monkey Bomb(Call of Duty)-$19
Kirito(Sword Art Online)-$31(Sold)
Ezio Eagle Vision(Assassin's Creed)-$13
Uncle Rico(Napoleon Dynamite)-$14
Deb(Napoleon Dynamite)-$9
Dogmeat(Fallout 4)-$12
Codsworth(Fallout 4)-$18
Picture 5:
Highelf(Elder Scrolls Online)-$7
Booker DeWitt(Bioshock Infinite)-$7
Bill(Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)-$21
Ted(Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)-$45
Pedro(Napoleon Dynamite)-$11
Atlas and Pilot(Titanfall 2)-$13
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2019.05.29 09:52 CongratzJohn In the sequel film, Napoleon Dynamite (2004), you can get a better understanding of Enola’s life after surviving the Waterworld (1995) when she changed her name to Deb and went to the dance with Pedro.

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2019.03.10 04:32 jenjen567 [US-TX][H] Ghostbusters, Napoleon Dynamite, Rick & Morty, Assassin's Creed, Megaman, Street Fighter, Walking Dead, [W] Paypal or Wantlist

Thanks for taking a look at my random list of pops. Prices include shipping, but I will drop prices if you buy more than one.
Proof
Wishlist

Ghostbusters Abby Yates 13
Erin Gilbert 9
Dishonored Outsider 11
DC's Bombshells Harley Quinn 18
Megaman Rush 12
Dr. Wily 12
Street Fighter Balrog 11
Blanka 11
Assassin's Creed Ojeda 10
Maria 13
Star Wars Vice Admiral Holdo 14
Praetorian Guard 11
Napoleon Dynamite Deb 13
Overwatch Widowmaker 12
The Walking Dead Eugene 12
Doctor Who Rory the Roman 22
Venom Venomized Hulk 16
Captain Marvel Vers 13
iZombie Oliva Moore 13
Rick & Morty Scary Terry 13


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2019.03.06 14:16 blckthai [US-VA][H] POP LOT FOR SALE,LOW PRICES[W] PAYPAL


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[#72] Ron Weasley Sorting Hat (Harry Potter)13
[#605] Alphonse Elric with Kittens (Full Metal Alchemist) **Tail missing off of left brown cat, looks fine in box** 15
[#04] Colonel Sanders KFC Chicken Bucket10
[#485] Sora Monsters Inc.11
[#548] Kakashi Lighting Blade (Naruto)12
[#528] Dragon Shield Red Ranger13
[#605] Beetlejuice Guide Hat5
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[#206] Taserface (Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol.2)5
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2019.03.01 00:24 fizzurp I see your forbidden front bun and raise you with the side bun like Deb from Napoleon Dynamite

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2018.12.16 06:30 thenewglove Napoleon Dynamite: Rewatched

Recently my buddy and I watched Napoleon Dynamite for the first time in forever. 3 things. I think the end shot, zooming out with Napoleon and Deb playing tetherball and high fiving, is one of my favorite scenes in all movies. Also, why do feel like this movie is a spoof of a Wes Anderson film. Lastly, I only just now saw the wedding of Kip and Lafawduh.
Anyway, I'm curious to hear the internet opinion of this movie, looking back 14 years later.
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2018.10.20 15:46 otownsteve “This is going to come out really nice” You beautiful people have been working so hard on you’re costumes, so my wife and I decided to take polaroid glamour shots for everyone. Friday night my wife and I will be be dressed as Napoleon Dynamite and Deb, find us and our sweet backdrop for a Pic✌️

“This is going to come out really nice” You beautiful people have been working so hard on you’re costumes, so my wife and I decided to take polaroid glamour shots for everyone. Friday night my wife and I will be be dressed as Napoleon Dynamite and Deb, find us and our sweet backdrop for a Pic✌️ submitted by otownsteve to hulaween [link] [comments]


2018.08.14 22:41 cantankerous_ordo In Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon can be seen in a couple of scenes carrying the "delicious bass" (wrapped in tin foil) that he later tells Deb he caught for her.

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2018.04.10 03:06 Tuurr [US-ND] [H] Paypal [W] Mean Girls, Arrested Development, Superbad, Napoleon Dynamite, Conan

Need most pops from these sets. So if you have something let me know! The Conan pops aren't the highest priority but if you have and the box is in good condition I'm interested.
Things I DON'T need from these sets: Deb (Napoleon Dynamite) George-Michael Banana Stand (Arrested Development) McLovin (Superbad) Joker Conan
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2018.04.01 03:34 Bamyasi Vent. I just want to someone to tell me it's gonna be okay

I suffer from social anxiety, not as bad as some of you guys, but I do. I had my times of not being able to even say something to other people and freeze completely if asked something, of depression and suicidal thoughts, of absolutely no human contact, of panic attacks at the classroom and in public transport. I'm doing better. I think I overcame depression, I've made a friend at school last year after so much suffering everyday. I've made a female friend through League of Legends also. I gathered courage to talk to a girl I had feelings for (and had an anxiety crisis that lasted three weeks). This year I even introduced myself to a group of friends and I chat with them between classes. A girl approached me and I had a shitty chat with her, but, hey, at least it's a chat, I wouldn't be able to do it some months ago.
Still, I cannot seem to be happy. When i was on vacation and playing League everyday with that girl i befriended everything was ok, but as soon as school started It's rare for me to have an anxiety free day. Most days I am anxious most of the time. Around this time I started to like that girl, and everything went down south, she started to focus on other stuff and my insecurities came, I tought she actually hated me and I would never find anyone that would like me.
My problems now is mostly with women. I'm 19 and still a kissless (i kissed my cousing when I was 11, dunno if it counts) virgin (I know it's not that late, but it still gets to me). I get so much anxiety around girls. I'm a fairly attractive guy. Girls look at me, smile at me, sometimes even approach me, (a very hot girl at school smiles at me, always make eye contact with me. I think she started to get tired of me not taking initiative and she lightly rubbed her breasts at my back when she was walking on a corridor when I was talking with someone at school, but It can still can just be an accident. I also got approached at a party, but I chickened out.) but I still am so insecure.
The girl with whom I had the shitty chat with. I think I can gather courage to talk more with her. It's easy to say that on the weekend but it's gonna be so hard on monday. She's not very attractive (she's a lot like deb from napoleon dynamite. Face and style, she even wears an asymmetrical ponytail), but thats good because less anxiety.
When I get anxious I sound very boring, I can't put emphasis in what I'm saying and I look very uninterested. Thats why the chat I had with said girl was shitty imo.
I just want my anxiety bubble to pop. I am so uncomfortable all the time. I just want to drink all day.
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2017.12.08 04:22 abajaba [US-CA] [H] Selling off my collection. Regular Show, Mass Effect, Black Ezio, Zur Batman, DBZ, White/Blue Lanterns, Iron Throne, Dr. Who and many commons [W] Paypal

I am sorry to anyone who commented on my first post about some of the Flash pops. I had someone who wanted all of them, but ended up not replying to me. They are all up for sale again. Please, if you decide not to get a pop, let me know instead of not replying. It isn't fair to everyone else who wants them.

Shipping is not included in the prices.
It is about that time that I finally say goodbye to POPs. It was mighty fun while it lasted, but moving out is expensive and I don't really have the space for any of these, so EVERYTHING must go. I am willing to make deals for people buying multiple pops, so feel free to shoot me any offers in the comments. If you are buying a single pop, I won't be as willing to lower my prices, but not entirely unwilling.
This is a long list, so there might be some errors. Please let me know if you see a pop in the photo but it is not listed, or vice versa.
Shipping is not included in the prices.
All Pops listed here, unless stated otherwise, come in protectors
Photos
--DC--
Shipping is not included in the prices.
Batman Superman ToysRUs two pack - $15 no protector
Black Flash - $35
Enchantress - $20
Firestorm (White Lantern) - $20
Flash (Blue lantern) - $25
Flash (Blue lantern Metallic) - $35
Flash (White Lantern) - $40
Joker Harley Suicide Squad two pack - $15 no protector
Plastic Man - $15
Reverse Flash (New 52) - $25
Wonder Woman (White Lantern) - $20
Superman (Black & White) - $13
Superman (White Lantern) - $30
Zur En Arrh Batman - $120
John Diggle - $35
Oliver Queen (Island Scarred) - $30
Raven as Wonder Woman - $13
Starfire as The Flash - $13
--Not DC--
Shipping is not included in the prices.
Bullseye (Target Exclusive) - 35$
Goku & Flying Nimbus (Orange Galactic Toys Exclusive) x2 - $40 each
Iron Throne - $90
Commander Shepard - $17
Garrus - $20
Miranda - $25
Tali - $75
Ezio (Black) - $130
Blue Ranger (Metallic) - $17
Muscle Man - $50
Rigby - $45
Skips - $45
Tenth Doctor (3D Glasses) - $20
Tenth Doctor (Regeneration) - $19
All Pops listed here are $6 each and do not come with protectors
--DC--
Shipping is not included in the prices.
Aquaman (New 52)
Arkham Knight
Batgirl (Classic Black)
Batman (Arkham Knight)
Batman (DC Super Heroes)
Batman (New 52)
Batman (Suicide Squad Underwater)x2
Boomerang
Cyborg
Deadshot
Deadshot (Masked)
Diablo
Firestorm
The Flash (Black & White)
Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn (Arkham Asylum)
Harley Quinn (Arkham Knight)
Harley Quinn (New 52 Roller Derby)
Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad)
Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad Gown)
Joker
Joker (Suicide Squad)
Joker (Suicide Squad Tuxedo)
Katana
Killer Croc (Suicide Squad)
Poison Ivy (Arkham Asylum)
Power Girl
Rick Flag
Robin (DC Super Heroes)
Supergirl
Superman (DC Super Heroes)
Superman (New 52)
Swamp Thing (Glow in the Dark)
Wonder Woman (DC Super Heroes)
Wonder Woman (New 52)
The Arrow
Black Canary
Deathstroke x2
Deathstroke (Unmasked)
Firestorm (Legends of Tomorrow)
The Green Arrow
Hawkman
Oliver Queen
Speedy
--Not DC--
-Steven Universe-
Shipping is not included in the prices.
Amethyst
Garnet
Garnet (Glow in the Dark)
Pearl
Steven (Glow in the Dark)
-Bob's Burger-
Shipping is not included in the prices.
Beefsquatch
Bob Belcher
Gene Belcher
Linda Belcher
Louise Belcher
Teddy
Tina Belcher
Tine Belcher (Buttloose)
-DBZ-
Shipping is not included in the prices.
Gohan
Goku & Flying Nimbus
Krillin
Perfect Cell
Vegeta
-Doctor Who-
Shipping is not included in the prices.
Dalek
Evolving Dalek Sec
Eleventh Dr
Eleventh Dr (Fez & Mop)
Eleventh Dr (Mr. Clever)
Jack Harkness
Jack Harkness (Vortex Manipulator)
Ninth Dr
Ninth Dr (Banana)
Rose Tyler
Tenth Dr
Tenth Dr With Hand
Twelfth Dr
Twelfth Dr With Guitar
Twelfth Dr With Spoon
War Doctor
-Misc.-
Shipping is not included in the prices.
Kirito
Evie Frye
Jacob Frye
Reaper
Tracer
Daredevil (Masked Vigilante)
Matt Murdock
Deb
Kip
Napoleon Dynamite
Pedro
Uncle Rico
Gudetama With Bacon
BB-8 (Thumbs Up)
Han Solo (Snow Gear)
IG-88
Bray Wyatt
Kevin Owens
--Damaged Pops--
Shipping is not included in the prices.
Free with any purchase. Take them if you want them.
Hulk
Aquaman (New 52)
Scarecrow
Poison Ivy
Killer Croc
If you are wondering about shipping cost, please know that it is not included in the prices that I have listed here.
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2017.11.26 09:31 abajaba [US-CA] [H] Selling off my collection. Regular Show, Mass Effect, Black Ezio, Zur Batman, Spongebob, DBZ, White/Blue Lanterns, Iron Throne, Dr. Who and many commons [W] Paypal

It is about that time that I finally say goodbye to POPs. It was mighty fun while it lasted, but moving out is expensive and I don't really have the space for any of these, so EVERYTHING must go. I am willing to make deals for people buying multiple pops, so feel free to shoot me any offers in the comments. If you are buying a single pop, I won't be as willing to lower my prices, but not entirely unwilling.
This is a long list, so there might be some errors. Please let me know if you see a pop in the photo but it is not listed, or vice versa.
Shipping is not included in the prices. I will be more than happy to combine shipping.
Photos
All Pops listed here, unless stated otherwise, come in protectors
--DC--
Batman Superman ToysRUs two pack - $15 no protector
Black Flash - $35
Enchantress - $20
Firestorm (White Lantern) - $20
Flash (Blue lantern) - $25
Flash (Blue lantern Metallic) - $35
Flash (White Lantern) - $40
Joker Harley Suicide Squad two pack - $15 no protector
Plastic Man - $15
Reverse Flash (New 52) - $25
Star Sapphire Wonder Woman (Metallic) - Sold
Wonder Woman (White Lantern) - $20
Superman (Black & White) - $13
Superman (White Lantern) - $30
Zur En Arrh Batman - $120
John Diggle - $35
Oliver Queen (Island Scarred) - $30
Raven as Wonder Woman - $13
Starfire as The Flash - $13
--Not DC--
Bullseye (Target Exclusive) - 35$
Goku & Flying Nimbus (Orange Galactic Toys Exclusive) x2 - $40 each
Iron Throne - $90
Commander Shepard - $17
Garrus - $20
Miranda - $20
Tali - $75
Ezio (Black) - $130
Blue Ranger (Metallic) - $17
Mordecai - Sold
Muscle Man - $50
Rigby - $45
Skips - $45
Patrick - Sold
Spongebob - Sold
Tenth Doctor (3D Glasses) - $20
Tenth Doctor (Regeneration) - $19
Smugglers Bounty Box With Medium Muftak Shirt - $15
All Pops listed here are $6 each and do not come with protectors
--DC--
Aquaman (New 52)
Arkham Knight
Batgirl (Classic Black)
Batman (Arkham Knight)
Batman (DC Super Heroes)
Batman (New 52)
Batman (Suicide Squad Underwater)x2
Boomerang
Cyborg
Deadshot
Deadshot (Masked)
Diablo
Firestorm
The Flash (Black & White)
Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn (Arkham Asylum)
Harley Quinn (Arkham Knight)
Harley Quinn (New 52 Roller Derby)
Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad)
Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad Gown)
Joker
Joker (Suicide Squad)
Joker (Suicide Squad Tuxedo)
Katana
Killer Croc (Suicide Squad)
Poison Ivy (Arkham Asylum)
Power Girl
Rick Flag
Robin (DC Super Heroes)
Supergirl
Superman (DC Super Heroes)
Superman (New 52)
Swamp Thing (Glow in the Dark)
Wonder Woman (DC Super Heroes)
Wonder Woman (New 52)
The Arrow
Black Canary
Deathstroke x2
Deathstroke (Unmasked)
Firestorm (Legends of Tomorrow)
The Green Arrow
Hawkman
Oliver Queen
Speedy
--Not DC--
-Steven Universe-
Amethyst
Garnet
Garnet (Glow in the Dark)
Pearl
Steven (Glow in the Dark)
-Bob's Burger-
Beefsquatch
Bob Belcher
Gene Belcher
Gene Belcher (Burger Suit) Sold
Linda Belcher
Louise Belcher
Teddy
Tina Belcher
Tine Belcher (Buttloose)
-DBZ-
Gohan
Goku & Flying Nimbus
Krillin
Perfect Cell
Vegeta
-Doctor Who-
Dalek
Evolving Dalek Sec
Eleventh Dr
Eleventh Dr (Fez & Mop)
Eleventh Dr (Mr. Clever)
Jack Harkness
Jack Harkness (Vortex Manipulator)
Ninth Dr
Ninth Dr (Banana)
Rose Tyler
Tenth Dr
Tenth Dr With Hand
Twelfth Dr
Twelfth Dr With Guitar
Twelfth Dr With Spoon
War Doctor
-Misc.-
Kirito
Kurama Sold
Evie Frye
Jacob Frye
Reaper
Tracer
Daredevil (Masked Vigilante)
Matt Murdock
Deb
Kip
Napoleon Dynamite
Pedro
Uncle Rico
Gudetama With Bacon
BB-8 (Thumbs Up)
Han Solo (Snow Gear)
IG-88
Bray Wyatt
Kevin Owens
--Damaged Pops--
Free with any purchase. Take them if you want them.
Hulk
Aquaman (New 52)
Scarecrow
Poison Ivy
Killer Croc
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2017.09.02 20:15 P_Rigger Tina Majorino AKA Deb from Napoleon Dynamite. (Small album in comments)

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2017.08.18 04:43 ParaglidingAssFungus My HS English teachers take on Napoleon Dynamite.

Ok! So quite a few years ago I remember my HS English teacher having a theory on how Nepoleon Dynamite was actually a lot more in depth than it seemed, so I contacted him and got a write up so that I could share it with everyone. Hope you enjoy. If this is lame feel free to downvote but I thought it was pretty cool. :)
The movie is a picaresque story of a rogue character going through different adventures, with Napoleon as the protagonist. It is similar to Catcher in the Rye, Don Quixote, and Huck Finn. He is without direction, having no father figure and being raised by an inattentive aunt (similar to Huck Finn). Napoleon must choose a path in life to become a man. He has two role models: Kip and Uncle Rico. Rico is stuck in the past - trying to recreate old football plays, buys a time machine, hitting on high school girls; Kip is focused on the future - in love with technology and pursuing true love on the internet. Which of these models will be follow? Or will he create another way? For Napoleon to become a man, he must pass a test, and win the love of a girl. Along comes Pedro , who finds himself out of place and seeking acceptance. Napoleon takes on that challenge, dances in front of the student body to draw attention to Pedro's candidacy for class president. Napoleon 's dance is a success, Pedro wins the election (grabbing a genuine win beyond the grasp of Rico). Napoleon also goes to the prom with Deb, dances to "Forever Young" (another slight to Rico's quest for youth), and Napoleon is last seen in the movie riding off with Deb on a white horse after Kip and Lafawnda are married. Napoleon is the hero and has navigated the path to manhood, his odyssey complete.
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